The Growth Audit · One-time diagnostic · $997
Find out exactly where
Find out exactly where
your growth is breaking.
A complete diagnostic of your positioning, messaging, channels, and conversion architecture — built specifically for regulated wellness markets. Delivered in 7–10 days.
The real cost of getting this wrong
$997 is not the question.
$997 is not the question.
The wrong strategy is.
Most brands in this space are spending far more than $997 every month on tactics that are solving the wrong problem. The audit finds that problem — before another quarter of budget goes into it.
Without the audit
Continuing without a diagnosis
What brands typically spend per quarter on the wrong problem
✕Ad spend on channels that don’t convert in regulated markets — $2,000–$5,000/mo
✕Content production driving traffic to positioning that doesn’t land — $1,000–$3,000/mo
✕Agency fees for tactics built for unregulated markets — $1,500–$4,000/mo
✕3–6 months lost while competitors with better positioning gain ground
Typical quarterly cost of the wrong strategy
$12K–$36K
With the audit
A clear diagnosis first
What the $997 audit gives you before you spend another dollar
✓Know exactly which channels work in your regulated category — and which don’t
✓Understand why your current messaging isn’t converting and what to say instead
✓A prioritised roadmap — the 3–5 highest-impact changes, in order
✓Stop spending on tactics that can’t work in your market
One-time investment
$997
Exactly what you get
Five deliverables.
Five deliverables.
No vague recommendations.
Every item below is specific to your brand, your market, and your current growth stage. Nothing generic. Nothing you could have found in a blog post.
01
Positioning & messaging audit
We evaluate how your positioning reads to a regulated wellness buyer — whether your message accounts for compliance constraints, whether it differentiates, and whether it’s built for how this audience actually makes purchase decisions.
02
Channel fit analysis
A category-specific review of which channels are viable for your market, which are a waste of spend, and where the highest-ROI acquisition opportunities sit given your regulatory constraints.
03
Conversion architecture review
We map your funnel from first touchpoint to purchase — identifying where buyers drop off, where trust breaks down, and what changes would have the highest impact on conversion rate in your specific market.
04
Competitor positioning map
How the 3–5 most relevant competitors in your space are positioning — where the whitespace is, where they’re vulnerable, and how your brand can occupy a position that’s defensible and distinct.
05
Prioritised action roadmap
Not a list of 40 things to improve. A prioritised sequence of the 3–5 highest-impact changes — specific, actionable, ordered by expected return — that you can start executing the week the audit is delivered.
60-minute debrief call — included
Every audit includes a live 60-minute debrief where we walk through every finding, answer every question, and make sure the roadmap is clear enough to act on immediately. This is not a summary of the report — it’s where the real conversation happens.
What happens after you order
From payment to
From payment to
prioritised roadmap.
1
Day 0 — after payment
You receive an onboarding questionnaire
5–7 short questions about your brand, your market, your current channels, and your biggest growth challenge. Takes 15 minutes. This is how we come to the audit already understanding your context.
2
Days 1–7 — active audit
We do the work
Full diagnostic across all five areas. We review your site, your messaging, your category, your competitors, and your funnel. You don’t need to do anything during this period.
3
Days 7–10 — delivery
Report delivered + debrief call scheduled
You receive the full written report and a link to schedule your 60-minute debrief call. Most clients schedule within 2–3 days of receiving the report.
4
Day 10–14 — debrief
60-minute debrief call
We walk through every finding together. You leave with a clear, prioritised plan you can start executing immediately — and a straight answer on whether ongoing work together makes sense.
Right for you if…
The audit works best for
The audit works best for
brands in a specific situation.
You’re generating revenue but growth has plateaued and you don’t know exactly why
You’re spending on marketing but can’t clearly connect spend to results
You’ve tried standard marketing approaches and they haven’t worked in your regulated category
You’re entering a new regulated market or launching a new product category
Your messaging feels right to you but isn’t converting the way it should
You want an outside diagnosis before committing budget to a new strategy
Not the right fit if you’re pre-revenue and still validating a product idea, or if you’re looking for someone to execute tactics rather than diagnose the system. The audit is a diagnostic tool — it finds the problem and shows you how to fix it. Execution is a separate conversation.
Ready to find out
Order the
Order the
Growth Audit.
Secure payment via Stripe. You’ll receive the onboarding questionnaire within 1 hour of payment. The audit is delivered within 7–10 business days.
Positioning & messaging audit
Channel fit analysis for your regulated category
Conversion architecture review
Competitor positioning map
Prioritised action roadmap — 3–5 highest-impact changes
60-minute debrief call included
$997 credited in full toward a retainer within 30 days
Growth Audit · One-time
Growth Audit
$997one-time
Credit toward retainer: The full $997 is credited if you proceed to a monthly engagement within 30 days of the debrief call.
Full written audit report
Prioritised action roadmap
60-minute debrief call
7–10 business day delivery
Specific to your brand and regulated market
🔒 Secure payment via Stripe. You’ll receive a confirmation email immediately after payment with next steps.
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Questions
The ones we get
The ones we get
most often.
What if I’ve already done an audit with another agency?+
Most general marketing audits aren’t built for regulated markets. They’ll flag your low domain authority and suggest you run Facebook ads — neither of which solves the real problem. This audit is specific to how wellness and cannabis brands grow within constraints. If you’ve had a general audit and it didn’t change anything, that’s exactly why this one is different.
What do you need from me to get started?+
After payment you’ll receive a short onboarding questionnaire — 5 to 7 questions, about 15 minutes to complete. Your website URL, a rough sense of your revenue stage, your current channels, and your biggest growth challenge. That’s it. We do the rest.
How is this different from the free Growth Clarity Call?+
The free call is a 25-minute conversation where we identify your biggest bottleneck and give you three observations. The audit is a full written diagnostic — five specific deliverables, a prioritised roadmap, a 60-minute debrief, and a document you can act on immediately. The call tells you what’s wrong. The audit tells you exactly how to fix it, in what order, and why.
What happens to the $997 if I proceed to a retainer?+
It’s credited in full. If you decide to move to a monthly engagement within 30 days of your debrief call, the $997 is deducted from your first month’s retainer. You don’t lose it — it becomes part of the investment in the ongoing work.
Can I share the report with my team?+
Yes, completely. The audit is yours. Share it with your co-founder, your marketing lead, your investors — whoever needs to understand the diagnosis and act on the roadmap. There’s no restriction on internal use.
Do you work with brands outside the US?+
Yes. We’ve worked across multiple regulatory environments — the EU, Israel, the UK, and North America. Regulated wellness looks different in each market and we account for the specific constraints and channels that apply to your geography.
Not sure the audit is the right next step? Start with the free call — no commitment required.
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