Branding Review · For Wellness Brands
Stop wasting your marketing money
Stop wasting your marketing money
Get a branding review and find what’s not working
Marketing is powerful, but only if it’s not falling on deaf ears.
Get a complete analysis of your positioning, messaging and website. From the outside, the way your buyers see it.
Find what’s broken before you spend another dollar on campaigns built on the wrong foundation.
What we review
We evaluate your marketing.
We evaluate your marketing.
You get a true image of your branding.
We look at your brand the way a founder can’t, from the outside. The way your buyers see it.
01
Positioning
What your brand is saying about itself and about your products.
Can you identify your clients and understand their needs?
What makes your brand different than others
Can you identify your clients and understand their needs?
What makes your brand different than others
02
Messaging gaps
What your messaging is failing to communicate.
Can you reach your audience?
Do you use the right message and does it makes you stands out?
Can you reach your audience?
Do you use the right message and does it makes you stands out?
03
Content and market education
Do you have a clear content strategy?
What do you do to build authority and to educate your market?
Are you focusing your efforts at the right places?
What do you do to build authority and to educate your market?
Are you focusing your efforts at the right places?
04
Compliance marketing opportunities
Are you leaving money on the table, just because you are to scared to communicate about your products? Are you transparent enough with your clients and use it for your advantage?
05
Your elevator pitch
Can you communicate who you are, what you do, and what makes you unique in two or three sentences? Do you have an effective and consistent ‘elevator pitch’?
06
The truth, according to your clients
How do you buyers see your brand? Is the image they have consistent with the one you were trying to deliver? What went wrong and how to fix it?
Who this is for
Built for founders
Built for founders
who know something isn’t working. But don’t know where to look.
You have a product you believe in
But the sales are slow and it’s not converting the way you expected. You know something is wrong, don’t know where to look and want
You’re in a regulated category
CBD, supplements, cannabis, mushrooms, psychedelics, or pet health. You’ve had ads rejected and copy watered down. You know the standard playbook doesn’t work here.
You want a specific answer
Not a generic framework or a list of best practices. A written assessment of your specific brand — what’s working, what isn’t, and what to fix first.
This is not for you if:
You’re looking for someone to run your marketing, manage your channels, or execute campaigns. The Branding Review is a written diagnosis. Implementation is a separate conversation.
How it works
Four steps.
Four steps.
Seventy-two hours.
01
You pay and receive the intake form
After payment, you receive a link to a short intake form — 14 questions about your brand, your positioning, and where you think things are breaking down.
02
You complete the intake
Takes about 15 minutes. We need your answers to do the review properly — the more specific you are, the more specific we can be.
03
We review your brand
We read your answers, review your website, and write the six-section assessment. This is manual work — no templates, no automation.
04
You receive the PDF
Within 72 hours of completing the intake form. A branded PDF delivered by email — six sections, specific to your brand, ready to act on.
What you receive
A branded PDF.
A branded PDF.
Six sections. Specific to your brand.
What your brand is actually saying
An outside view of your positioning — what’s landing and what isn’t, based on what we see on your site.
Specific messaging observations
What your messaging is failing to communicate and exactly what to change. No vague suggestions.
Content assessment
Whether your content is building authority or missing the opportunity entirely — and what to do about it.
Compliance marketing opportunities
Where you’re over-restricting your messaging and where you’re actually at risk. Experience-based observations, not legal advice.
Three to five prioritised fixes
In order of impact. Specific enough to act on this week. The things that will actually make a difference.
Your elevator pitch rewritten
Three sentences — what you do, what makes you different, who you serve. Ready to use immediately.
A note on the compliance section
Section 4 covers compliance marketing opportunities — where you’re leaving permitted messaging unused and where your current claims may attract regulatory attention. These are experience-based observations from nine years working inside regulated wellness markets. They are not legal advice. If you have specific legal concerns, consult a qualified attorney.
Get your Branding Review
Ready to see your brand
Ready to see your brand
from the outside?
Pay once, complete the intake form, receive your assessment within 72 hours. No calls required. No back and forth. Just a clear written review of your brand delivered to your inbox.
If you want to go deeper after the review — channels, conversion, retention, and a live call — your $497 credits in full toward the Growth Audit.
$497
One-time · 72-hour delivery
Manual review of your site, positioning and messaging
Six-section written assessment
Three to five prioritised fixes
Your elevator pitch rewritten
Delivered as a branded PDF within 72 hours
You’ll receive the intake form by email after payment.
Review begins once you complete the form.
Credit toward Growth Audit
Your $497 credits in full toward the $1,997 Growth Audit — a complete diagnostic of your positioning, channels, conversion and retention, plus a 60-minute debrief call.
Questions
What you might
What you might
want to know first.
How is this different from a generic brand audit? +
Most brand audits are generic frameworks applied to any business. This review is specific to regulated wellness — CBD, supplements, cannabis, mushrooms, psychedelics, pet health. The compliance section alone requires nine years of experience in this market. You won’t get that from a generalist consultant.
When does the 72-hour clock start? +
When you complete the intake form — not when you pay. We need your answers before we can start the review. Most clients complete the intake within 24 hours of payment, so total turnaround is typically 3–4 days from purchase.
What if I want to discuss the findings? +
The Branding Review is an async written deliverable — there’s no call included. If you want a live call to discuss the findings or go deeper on channels, conversion and retention, that’s the Growth Audit ($1,997 — your $497 credits toward it).
Do you work with all regulated wellness categories? +
Yes — supplements, CBD, cannabis, functional mushrooms, psychedelics, and pet health. If your category isn’t listed and you’re not sure whether it qualifies, email us before purchasing.
How does the $497 credit toward the Growth Audit work? +
If you decide to proceed to the Growth Audit after receiving your Branding Review, the $497 you’ve already paid is deducted from the $1,997 audit fee. You pay $1,500 for the audit. Nothing is lost — it becomes part of the investment in the deeper work.
Is there a refund policy? +
Once the review is delivered, we don’t offer refunds — the work has been done. If you’re not satisfied with the quality of the assessment, contact us directly and we’ll make it right.
Want to go deeper?
The Growth Audit goes further.
The Growth Audit goes further.
Channels, conversion, retention.
The Branding Review covers your positioning and messaging. The Growth Audit adds channels, conversion architecture, retention analysis, and a 60-minute live debrief. Your $497 credits in full.
Learn about the Growth Audit · $1,997